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QUEEN KANGKAROT presents...

FOR THE LOVELESS

 

Oi, mga sisterettes! Bilis! Grab na ng Fhafha, 'coz Valentine's day is fast approaching! Alam niyo ba/ grabe na ditech sa cIRCA, parang safari! Mega-dami ng nagha-hurt. Gosh! It's hunting season again! Malas ng beauty ko, naduling si kupido, 'di ko tuloy nakuha si…SECRET! 'kala niyo sasabihin ko sa inyo. NEVER! Over my beautiful dead body (beauty nga ba? -ed) Huhuhu! Papano na my heart? Anywayz, happy pa rin aketch. You wanna know why? Why, oh, why? O, mga kapwa ko sawi, here are a few tips, para mag-enjoy pa rin kayo sa Valentines kahit salat kayo sa touch ng isang fhafha:

· Have a singles night out. Sayang naman ang beauty mo sister kung hindi ka lalabas.
· Go ka sa isang public place, tapos mag-pupppy dog eyes ka dun, magpa-awa o mang-asar sa mga happy love birds doon (love you Pat E!)
· Look ka ng textmate at ka-chat
· Kumain ng sandamakmak na chocolate, pero sister watch your weight!
· Sa mga girlette, get a makeover and shop. Sa mga boyz mag-counterstrike na lang kayo. Do the things you enjoy the most.
· Get a pet. Self-explanatory.
· Refrain from watching mushy telecines. Huwag ng parusahan pa ang iyong beautiful self. For movie selection suggestion, ask Mike…and he'll gladly lend you his BAGETS 1 and 2 movies.
· Last, but definitely not the least…try dancing around naked in your living room in all your splendor glory. Just make sure na walang tao.

Ayan mga titah, pakasaya kayoh. Don't be sad , papangit lang kayoh nyan. It's not really a problem. Anywayz, bye now, may time pa. May I continue na may search. Hayun! Fhafha! Ahahay!

For advise, write to Queen Kangkarot
c/o REALM, UP CIRCA
NCPAG, Diliman, QC

 

 

 

 

Windows Tips n Tricks

Displaying your organization’s logo J

Do you want to display your company logo or your picture on Windows 98 System Properties? Just follows these steps:

First, use your graphics application to create or scan your company logo. Change the picture size to 160 x 120 pixel, and then save as oemlogo.bmp at C:\Windows\System folder. Open Notepad, and then type text as appear below:

[general]

Manufacturer=Your company name

Model=Your company address

[Support Information]

Line1=For technical support, call your-company-phone-number

Line2=

Line3=Work hour:

Line4=Monday - Friday 08.00 - 16.00

Line5=

Line6=

Save as oeminfo.ini at C:\Windows\System folder. Now, open the Control Panel, and then double-click the System icon. Your company logo and other information that you have typed will appear on the General tab. Meanwhile, the information you have typed on the [Support Information] section will appear when you click the Support Information button.

 


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